Things Every Migraine Sufferer Thinks When the Pain Starts

“WHERE ARE MY MEDS? YOO-HOO, MEDS!”

“Oh, wait, they’re right here in my purse. WHY WERE YOU HIDING, MEDS?”

“Water, water, water, where is the water fountain in this place?”

“Why is [insert co-worker name here] talking so LOUD today? It’s like she’s shouting.”

“I just love this feeling of a jackhammer hitting my head over and over again.”

“If I hear ‘It’s just a headache!’ one more time …”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna strap this ice pack to my head here.”

“Ummm, anybody else see those lights twitch?”

“I mean, why does this office demand that the lights be so bright all the time, anyway?”

“Seriously, these fluorescent lights! It might as well be the surface of the sun!”

“Ugh now I’m one of those people who wears sunglasses inside. Whatever, judge me, fine.”

“This is definitely the worst thing ever; I’m not even being dramatic right now.”

“Head. Pillow. Now.”

“No pillow? That’s cool I’m gonna lie on the floor then.”

“I’m freaked out. Don’t look at me. Don’t talk to me.”

“EVERYONE STOP TALKING. SERIOUSLY GUYS.”

Now tell us — which one of these speaks to you, and what did we miss? We’re listening @Excedrin on Twitter.